100 Greatest Maniacal Movie Laughs

Whose got the greatest Maniacal Movie Laugh Ever? You Be The Judge!!!!




The deer laughing on the wall kills me LOL...

El-P - "The Full Retard" (Official Video)

This is rapper El-P's new single off his new album "Cancer For Cure". The single is banging and the video is incredibly eccentric as El-P goes on a ridiculous sex, drugs, and violence spree with his crazed squirrel puppet at his side. The video manages to be pretty funny and at the same time flat out disturbing which makes for an interesting and wild combination. Timothy Saccenti directed it. Peep game!!!

Big K.R.I.T. & El-P interview each other...

Mississippi rapper Big K.R.I.T. and Brooklyn MC El-P share a few laughs as they ask each other a slew of questions about what bunk on the tour bus is the best, the art of free-styling in today's world, producing entire albums, the worst interview of all-time and a whole bunch of other shit. I must say I didn't know El-P was such a funny dude. He's literally a crazy white boy from Brooklyn. LOL. Peep game...

Straight Outta Dade!!!! New Money Movement

Came up on this video, which is the Dade County version of N.W.A.'s "Straight Outta Compton" back in the day. The video really shows the grimy, dark side of Miami and each rapper representing their respective hoods... From North Miami to Liberty City to Little Havana to Overtown to Carol City, this is Dade County biatch!!!!




Defyne Entertainment presents the New Money Movement All Stars... Kid Lo, Billie Jean, 305 Fresh, Lil Bo, Rob Dymez, Young Breed, and YD. Starring 97.7FM's Gee Money and music produced by Anthem Banger and DJ AOL.

Craziest Pool Party Ever

                      WTF IS THAT????

The Four Agreements by Don Miguel Ruiz

This is the book Pat Riley gave Ray Allen when Ray was down in Miami meeting with Heat officials. The book is very inspirational as author Don Miguel discusses steps on the path to personal freedom and a life filled with grace, peace and unconditional love. Most definitely a great read... don miguel ruiz the four agreements pdf

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¡Mayday! - Hardcore Bitches (feat. Murs)

The ¡Mayday! boys have linked up with local rapper, Murs, to take a break from their usual grind and write a love song. No animals were hurt during the making of this video.

Video is directed by Bernz & Garcia
Edited by Wrekonize
Shot by Giancarlo Loffredo Garcia & Tony Bolonia
Makeup by Yarlen
Produced by Andrea Casales
* From the "Take Me To Your Leader" LP available on Strange Music!!!!

Ray Allen To Miami?

So today, shooting guard Ray Allen of the Boston Celtics is expected to meet with Heat officials in Miami to discuss a contract. Ray Allen has been Miami's top off-season target following the 2012 NBA Playoffs. Allen has spent his last 5 seasons with Boston, winning a title in 08 when Boston acquired Allen and Kevin Garnett to team up with Paul Pierce. Although Allen has been a Heat-killer most of his time in Boston, he is now close to joining the Heat seeking his second ring and the Heat's first back-to-back championship. But, will Ray take his talents to South Beach or will he go back to gang green in Bean town? Can Pat Riley work his magic with no cap space? We shall find out... Man Ray looks good in that red and black though...

Miami Heat "The Crown" 2011-2012 Season Video

This video is a season recap of the Miami Heat's 2011-2012 season and their journey to winning the 2012 NBA Championship. The single "The Crown" was done by Miami-based hip hop group, Dangerflow...   VIDEO IS GREAT!!!! PEEP GAME!!! 2012 NBA CHAMPS!!!!

The 3 Kings on "The View"

The 2012 NBA Champions sit down with Barbara Walters and the rest of the panel on "The View".

Lebron James, Dwayne Wade, & Chris Bosh celebrate Championship with DJ Irie!!!

As Dwayne Wade said in his opening remarks, this was the 5th celebration party in only 3 days! This one took place on Saturday night, June 23, 2012, at Bamboo Nightclub in South Beach.

Wade was joined by Lebron James, Chris Bosh, and a whole club filled with Miami Heat fans! This night was definitely EPIC!!! You can tell the Big 3 are still feeling the championship buzz!!! GO HEAT!!!

La Carreta; The Miami Celebration Spot

"Only in Miami" is a phrase that we often hear in the humid melting pot that is the Magic City. There are just certain customs and traditions that you would never witness past Broward County. Things that are truly unique to the Latin-infused culture that Miami has to offer.

Well, only in Miami would people fleece their kitchens of their pots and pans and wooden spoons, and congregate around a restaurant to celebrate the Miami Heat's amazing championship victory into the wee hours of the night. When something big happens such as the Florida Marlins winning the World Series or when the universally detested Fidel Castro gave up power to his brother Raul, La Carreta Restaurant in Westchester is the gathering spot for the local Miami community. Walk in past La Carreta's coffee window on a busy Saturday night and there's always a lively crowd talking, arguing and sharing stories! It is a microcosm of Miami culture; older people discussing politics, police officers on break, young men and woman sharing an authentic Cuban meal, middle-aged bikers on Harleys, and the full spectrum of Miami characters: Cuban, Latin American, and American alike.

The restaurant itself is surely unique, but what we wondered was what draws a large community of people to celebrate at the same spot (especially since it's a chain) for these big moments?

Throughout the Heat's playoff run, the city has been on edge. Miamians wanted a championship so bad they could taste it. This was our year, and we were all confident that our team could do it. But the one thing we could be sure of was that if and when they won, La Carreta on Bird Road would be flooded with people celebrating. The sounds of banging pots, honking horns and Spanish music blasting from cars would fill the streets and impromptu parades and conga lines would jam the sidewalks.

Last night, Miami did not disappoint! The Heat ended their glorious Finals run against OKC 4-1, and the Miami community did what it does best: jubilant unapologetic celebration. Being born and raised in Miami, I know firsthand what this is all about. And this is only the first of many celebrations to come this summer. LOL. GO HEAT!!! 2012 NBA CHAMPIONS!!!!

Best of the Miami Heat 2012 NBA Finals

Check out the best Heat slow-motion shots from the 2012 NBA Finals. What will be your favorite memory from their Championship season?

NBA Finals Micro-Movie - Game 5

With a 3 games to 1 lead in the 2012 NBA Finals, Lebron James and the Miami Heat looked to close out the series and celebrate the franchise's 2nd NBA Championship. Would Kevin Durant and the Oklahoma City Thunder be able to bring the series back to OKC or would it be a coronation for King James and the Heat? Tune in....

Lebron a Big K.R.I.T. fan??? Oh yeaaahhhhh

I just found out King James is a big fan of Mississippi rapper Big K.R.I.T... Here is a clip of him bumping K.R.I.T.'s new single "I Got This"....

Miami Heat - 2012 NBA Champions!!!!!!

After all the hate, doubt, criticism, backlash, envy, pressure, and expectations, the Miami Heat defeated the Oklahoma City Thunder in 5 games last night 121-106 to capture their 2nd NBA title and 1st for Lebron James. Here are some pics from the celebration last night...

Clear Soul Forces - Detroit Revolutions

Peep this boys from Detroit. They got that Little Brother/Roots/DJ Premier feel to em... Bringing back that good ole classic hip hop!!!!

This is what the rest of the world sounds like...

So this kid has a complete meltdown during game 3 of the NBA Finals and hates "Miami"... The funny thing is he doesn't even know why like most of the Heat haters out there LOL... Little Bastard LOL

Joey Bada$$ - Unsigned Hype

This man is a young rapper on the rise from Brooklyn, NY, bringing that smooth east coast 1990s hip hop back to the game... Peep the video "Hardknock" featuring CJ Fly...

Heat 2 Thunder 1 - JON BARRY SUCKS

Jon Barry really is a joke. Since retiring from the NBA in 2006 and becoming a sports television analyst for ESPN, he has drawn the ire of a lot of fans, especially in Miami. For a guy that constantly criticizes current players, specifically Lebron James, he only averaged 5.7 points throughout his 12-year career. After the Heat beat the Thunder yesterday to take a 2-1 series lead in the NBA Finals, a fan was caught on camera behind Magic Johnson in the postgame with a sign that says "Jon Barry Sucks"... Thought it was pretty funny. LETS GO HEAT!!! 2 MORE TO GO!!!!

Eastern Conference Champions!!! On to the Finals!!!

Bring on the Thunder!!!!

Lebron James

                                                                                              VS

Kevin Durant                                                                                                                                               

WHO U GOT? MIAMI OR OKLAHOMA CITY? AND WHY?

Epic Game 6 Performance by Lebron James

As you know, if you were watching game 6 of the Eastern Conference Finals between the Miami Heat and the Boston Celtics, you saw will, greatness, and determination. NBA MVP Lebron James basically imposed his will on the Boston Celtics and did it with pure confidence, attitude, and ferociousness. Lebron had 45 points, including 30 in the 1st half alone, to go along with 15 rebounds and 5 assists. He had the look of a man possessed, ready, and determined to lead his team to victory as Miami tied the series at 3 with game 7 headed back to Miami on Saturday. It was a feel-good story for Heat fans and basketball fans across the globe. Hate him or love him, Lebron makes you watch and keeps you entertained. One thing I won't forget is that stone-faced look he had in the 4th quarter of yesterday's game. WOW!!!!!!

http://www.nba.com/video/channels/playoffs/2012/06/08/20120607_big_thursday.nba

Heat Choke Away Game 5 - Most Annoying Team Ever!!!

So last night was a horrible night if you're a Heat fan and saw game 5. What a drag! To watch your team play tense, scared, aloof, desperate on their OWN HOME FLOOR!!! U kidding me? It's like they're intimidated by those guys wearing the Boston Celtic uniforms. It was a miserable feeling watching this game, knowing your team is on the verge of self-destruction. I guess it didn't help that I was so fucking sore from the gym the previous day. Anyway, I came across this article from Chris Joseph blog on the Miami New Times that actually made me feel better after a game like this. It was magnificent and I encourage those who are Heat fans and need some sort of therapy to read on! Here's the link...


Oh and btw, Erik Spoelstra SUCKS!!!! 


















http://blogs.miaminewtimes.com/riptide/2012/06/heat_choke_away_game_5_one_los.php#Comments

Heat Fans - Fickle or Cocky? Loyal or Bandwagon?

Sun-Sentinel staff writer Ihosvani Rodriguez asks "Have those fickle Heat fans earned the right to be cocky?" And no, they're not all fickle.

I mean who cares about that whole losing thing up in Boston right...


http://www.sun-sentinel.com/videogallery/70295444/Sports/Hollywood-Heat-fan


Seeeeeee. We're not all bandwagon, fickle fans!!! To be a Miami Heat fan, the one requirement you must have is THICK SKIN!!!!!

The Best Arnold Schwarzenegger Impression.. Courtesy of Aries Spears!!!

Aries Spears re-enacts the restaurant scene in the movie "Heat" between Al Pacino and Robert De Niro and then imagines that same scene with Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger instead which leads to a hilarious impressions of Arnold's mannerisms.

* From Aries Spears' 2011 stand-up special "Hollywood, Look I'm Smiling"

"Get Down Now, Get To The Chopppaaaaa" LOL

Full album review for Big K.R.I.T.'s "Live From The Underground"

Big K.R.I.T. - Live From The Underground

http://www.djbooth.net/index/albums/review/big-krit-live-from-the-underground-053112/

Inventive Ways of Opening Beer Bottles

Gotta love these rednecks LOL 

Arboles Libres

Check Out This New Indie Experimental Folk Rock Group from Miami. They were voted by The Miami New Times as 2011 Songwriters of the Year! Arboles Libres combine the raw energy of rock-n-roll with the sonic clarity of a jazz combo. Their music passes freely from slow and soothing to jumpy to raucous as their lyrics flow from Spanish to English and back again...

Guitar Pee!!!! LOL

Apparently, this Guitar Urinal lets you play music with your own pee!!!

This is the Guitar Pee, a custom urinal created by Billboard Music Brazil and installed in their office that allows a user to play a jam with their urine stream by hitting the different strings with varying pressure. Then, when you're done, you can download your very own M-Pee-3, thats right "M-Pee-3"!!! I would definitely love to try it out with a little extra added flair. Now I'm definitely gonna sprinkle when I tingle LOL...

Here is a video demo of it. Check it out....

OMG... It's really the Elephant Man... Poor guy

A young man by the name of Sian Mumtaz from Lahore, Pakistan, has been battling a rare condition known as Proteus Syndrome - which has left him with a giant head, feet, and hands. Sain has been seriously disfigured for years which has caused certain parts of his body to continue growing. He is now desperately searching for a cure so he can finally find love. He has been accepted by locals in his neighborhood on the outskirts of Lahore, Pakistan, but the disease has left him with ongoing medical problems and he finds it difficult to get around. See below...

Big K.R.I.T. "Live From The Underground" Commercial Spot

Big K.R.I.T. advertises his highly-anticipated debut album "Live From The Underground"

Live From The Underground Is Here!!!!

The highly-anticipated album from the Southern Flamespitter Crooked Letta Specialist Big K.R.I.T. has arrived in its purest form... Feel free to download it below....

http://www.mediafire.com/?z96pnxsigiytny9

QB Controversy in Miami? I think Not!!!

Dwayne Wade hits Lebron James with a full-court TD pass against the Celtics!!!

Savage Race!!!

Caption This!!!!

The Mud Is Cold... LOL...

A little Perky lol

But what's wrong with the girl behind her? She is literally shitting... I guess its really a mud puddle lol...

Video for Tech N9ne's latest single "The Noose" featuring ¡Mayday!

Tech N9ne links up with super Miami group ¡Mayday! on his first single "The Noose" from his latest project "Welcome To Strangeland", produced by ¡Mayday!'s own Plex Luthor...

One of my favorite lines in the song is “When the parties over and the liquor is no more, I tell you now that living has become somewhat a chore, I've seen children harm each other like it's second nature, some just want to watch the world burn bang upon the drums, and that is why the music and the rhythm will live on, cuz chaos has a melody and death just like a song"...

R U a Real Miamian???

How Do You Know If You're A Real Miamian?

Ever notice how New Yorkers have such strong opinions about what makes a person a "real" New Yorker? (The answer: you have strong opinions about what makes one a real New Yorker.) The phrase "Real New Yorker" has 802,000 Google results. The phrase "Real Miamian" nets just 347 results.

We're a transient, melting pot of a city, sure, and it's hard to define our people, but we thought we'd try to establish some basic requirements for 305 realness. Take our test to find out if you're a "real Miamian." Don't take it too seriously though. No real Miamian would.

It's pretty simple. For each bullet point that applies to you, go ahead and give yourself a point.

·         Hearing the words "palmetto" and "dolphin" in the same sentence does not conjure up a scene of a tranquil paradise in your head, but rather one of traffic horror.

·         "Lights! Food! Rides! And so much more!" makes you think of the holidays more than "Jingle Bells."

·         Not only are you aware that places like Naranja, Redland, Ojus and Country Walk exist, but you can give general directions to get to those places.

·         You use your horn more than your turn signal.

·         Whether you started out as a Spanish speaker or an English speaker, you're now proficient in Spanglish.

·         You either were or remember seeing someone visibly upset the day Celia Cruz died.

·         You've got a Dan Marino jersey you still rock, of course, but somewhere deep in the back of your closet resides either a Fielder, Harrington, Culpepper, Rosenfels, Frerotte, Green, Beck, Pennington, or Henne jersey.

·         You own more flip flops, excuse us, chancletas, than coats.

·         You've owned either vinyl, cassette, CD or digital copies of Nice & Wild's "Diamond Girl," Debbie Deb's "Lookout Weekend" and Stevie B's "Spring Love."

·         Starting times are just suggestions, and you never get to an event or party within an hour of the actual kick off.

·         You've bought seafood or meat out of a car trunk.

·         You're asked "Where are you from?" within a minute of meeting someone, or you're doing the asking. "Here" is never a valid answer.

·         $7 for a well drink seems pretty damn cheap to you.

·         You have no idea what a yellow light means.

·         There are people living on your street or in your complex that you've never meet, but yet you know all their favorite salsa tunes because they blast the stereo so loudly.

·         You've voted for someone who is now behind bars, removed from office or resigned in disgrace ... multiple times.

·         There was a time in your life when leaving clubs, bars, or parties after 3 a.m. on a weekday and still showing up to work the next day was a regular occurrence.

·         Sitting at a red light means ignoring someone either trying to ask you for money or selling you something.

·         You've recognized a random person out in public who's acted for one of our many fine Internet porn companies.

·         When a hurricane comes, preparing for a party and preparing for an actual disaster go hand-in-hand.

·         You use the terms "bro" and "guy" all the time, but never, ever "dude."

·         You visit New York City and are the only tourist who actually thinks the locals are polite.

·         Watching football is a good way to find out what some of your former classmates are up to.

·         You get offended when people call Miami sports fans bandwagoners. Sure, you've only gone to like three games in the past decade, if any at all, but you watch the Heat, Dolphins, Marlins and Hurricanes on TV all the time.

·         You consider a 5'10" man tall.

·         You've passed by the taping of a reality TV show or telenovela.

·         You have strong opinions about the art of Britto.

·         Going out on South Beach is a last resort. "Really, you're sure there's nothing going on closer to home? How about downtown? No one's having a house party? Jeez, OK, I guess we'll go out to South Beach if we have to."

·         Broward County legitimately feels like a foreign country. It might as well be in Canada.

·         Viewing art is not considered a sober activity.

·         You've freaked out enough out-of-towners by trying to show them your favorite places around town that now you know you're just better dropping them off at Bayside and directing them to the Chili's.

·         If you wind up drunk at a tattoo shop, there's a good chance you'll walk out with a "305" tattoo, assuming you don't already have one.

·         You wouldn't even notice if all the Starbucks shut down. They don't have cafecitos anyway.

·         You're familiar with the beggars in the neighborhoods you frequent.

·         You can't remember the last time you voluntarily went anywhere on Ocean Drive.

·         You've used the bathrooms at Churchill's Pub multiple times and lived to tell about it.

·         When a new restaurant or club opens, you often say, "Oh yeah, that used to be called ... and before that it was ..."

·         Out-of-towners just assume you know where to buy coke.

·         Any old man with a beard and a track suit reminds you instantly of Fidel Castro.

·         You still judge people based on which local high school they went to.

How'd You Score?

0 points - You live in Boston. Why did you read this?

1 to 4 points - Did you just move here for a job and are trying to impress your bosses by working 80 hours weeks? Get out and absorb the local culture some.

5 to 9 points - Congratulations on purchasing one of our many foreclosed upon condos as a vacation home, but you're not quite a Miamian.

10 to 15 points - You've reached the bare minimum of "Miamian" status. You can now tell people from outside of Miami that you're a Miamian.

16 to 20 points - Some born-and-raised types may still scoff, but go ahead and wear that Miamian status with pride. Someone has to.

21 to 30 points - If you weren't actually born here, you've definitely been reborn here in one way or another.

31 to 40 points - Watch out Pitbull, there's a new Mr. or Ms. 305.

Source : Written by Kyle Munzenrieder of the Miami New Times…

GhostWridah - Downtown Lights

Miami phenom GhostWridah steps into the booth with the latest street release, "Downtown Lights".

Released in conjunction with the re-launch of www.Ghostwridah.com and co-executive produced by the artist himself along with Gio V. and Leo “Lowkey” Zapata, the project features 12 original records from the longtime Booth fave. Included on the tracklist is reader-approved bonus track “Skittles & Iced Tea". 

Joining GhostWridah on the guest tip throughout Downtown Lights are Earthtones, Brisco, Billy Blue, Nehemie, Stoney J., Jase, Young Blackand Ambitious. Beats come courtesy of Stroud (ofTwo Band Geeks), Freeway Tjay, The Inkredibles, J. Rock, Lowkey, Cozmo, Smash and DJ Relly Rell.

http://www.mediafire.com/?h46pat0tokr7av9

The 2 G.O.A.T.s in one pic?

The 2 Greatest of All Time in One Pic???? No WAYYYYY

King James is the MVP for the 3rd Time!!!

Dwyane Wade's historic block party

There is something about going up against a bigger, taller player and swatting the basketball away without knowing what hit them! This is what Dwayne Wade has been doing his whole career. While most centers are busy swatting shorter players, Wade takes great pride in preying on taller players who, on average, are 2 inches taller than him. Heat coach Eric Spoelstra says that Wade is such a phenomenal shot-blocker because he has great awareness, alertness, and instincts. He's 6-foot-4 on a good day, but he has that 7-foot wingspan and big hands. He simply has a complete understanding of the Heat system and what it takes to defend a bigger player and alter the game. Instincts are razor-sharp!!! Historically, we have no precedent. Wade is the only guard in NBA history to average a block per game over his career. Ultimately, Wade might be the best shot-blocking guard the league has ever seen. Check it out...

MUTANT FROG

WTF IS THAT??? THIS FROG IS DEFINITELY PART OF SOME SCIENTIFIC MUTATION GONE AWRY... WHAT YA'LL THINK?

¡MAYDAY! - TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

¡MAYDAY! "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER" ALBUM AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD NOW!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/?rwrkojkks7qvofg

Big K.R.I.T - Live From The Underground

Big K.R.I.T's debut album "Live From The Underground" to be released June 5th!!!

The Mississippi emcee is finally going to bless us with his long awaited debut album, Live From The Underground. This was originally supposed to drop last September, but the timing just wasn't right for K.R.I.T. He first pushed it back to the beginning of this year, before once again pushing it back to June 5th. K.R.I.T. has made it clear that there will be no more pushbacks, and even gave us another dope mixtape to hold us over in the meantime. We don't know too much about the album yet, other than the single "I Got This", and that he has spoken on a 2 Chainz feature. Look for this to be one of the better albums not only of the Summer, but the year.

MIAMI'S LATEST LOCOMOTIVE!!!

Check out the newest Dolphin running back, former CANE LAMAR MILLER!!!!!!!
 (Formerly known as Smash from Smash-N-Dash)

What Do Women Really Want from Government?

What do women really want from the government? They want everything! They want to have the government in their vagina!!! http://www.3ricountymusik.com/team-view/wtf/