Arboles Libres

Check Out This New Indie Experimental Folk Rock Group from Miami. They were voted by The Miami New Times as 2011 Songwriters of the Year! Arboles Libres combine the raw energy of rock-n-roll with the sonic clarity of a jazz combo. Their music passes freely from slow and soothing to jumpy to raucous as their lyrics flow from Spanish to English and back again...

Guitar Pee!!!! LOL

Apparently, this Guitar Urinal lets you play music with your own pee!!!

This is the Guitar Pee, a custom urinal created by Billboard Music Brazil and installed in their office that allows a user to play a jam with their urine stream by hitting the different strings with varying pressure. Then, when you're done, you can download your very own M-Pee-3, thats right "M-Pee-3"!!! I would definitely love to try it out with a little extra added flair. Now I'm definitely gonna sprinkle when I tingle LOL...

Here is a video demo of it. Check it out....

OMG... It's really the Elephant Man... Poor guy

A young man by the name of Sian Mumtaz from Lahore, Pakistan, has been battling a rare condition known as Proteus Syndrome - which has left him with a giant head, feet, and hands. Sain has been seriously disfigured for years which has caused certain parts of his body to continue growing. He is now desperately searching for a cure so he can finally find love. He has been accepted by locals in his neighborhood on the outskirts of Lahore, Pakistan, but the disease has left him with ongoing medical problems and he finds it difficult to get around. See below...

Big K.R.I.T. "Live From The Underground" Commercial Spot

Big K.R.I.T. advertises his highly-anticipated debut album "Live From The Underground"

Live From The Underground Is Here!!!!

The highly-anticipated album from the Southern Flamespitter Crooked Letta Specialist Big K.R.I.T. has arrived in its purest form... Feel free to download it below....

http://www.mediafire.com/?z96pnxsigiytny9

QB Controversy in Miami? I think Not!!!

Dwayne Wade hits Lebron James with a full-court TD pass against the Celtics!!!

Savage Race!!!

Caption This!!!!

The Mud Is Cold... LOL...

A little Perky lol

But what's wrong with the girl behind her? She is literally shitting... I guess its really a mud puddle lol...

Video for Tech N9ne's latest single "The Noose" featuring ¡Mayday!

Tech N9ne links up with super Miami group ¡Mayday! on his first single "The Noose" from his latest project "Welcome To Strangeland", produced by ¡Mayday!'s own Plex Luthor...

One of my favorite lines in the song is “When the parties over and the liquor is no more, I tell you now that living has become somewhat a chore, I've seen children harm each other like it's second nature, some just want to watch the world burn bang upon the drums, and that is why the music and the rhythm will live on, cuz chaos has a melody and death just like a song"...

R U a Real Miamian???

How Do You Know If You're A Real Miamian?

Ever notice how New Yorkers have such strong opinions about what makes a person a "real" New Yorker? (The answer: you have strong opinions about what makes one a real New Yorker.) The phrase "Real New Yorker" has 802,000 Google results. The phrase "Real Miamian" nets just 347 results.

We're a transient, melting pot of a city, sure, and it's hard to define our people, but we thought we'd try to establish some basic requirements for 305 realness. Take our test to find out if you're a "real Miamian." Don't take it too seriously though. No real Miamian would.

It's pretty simple. For each bullet point that applies to you, go ahead and give yourself a point.

·         Hearing the words "palmetto" and "dolphin" in the same sentence does not conjure up a scene of a tranquil paradise in your head, but rather one of traffic horror.

·         "Lights! Food! Rides! And so much more!" makes you think of the holidays more than "Jingle Bells."

·         Not only are you aware that places like Naranja, Redland, Ojus and Country Walk exist, but you can give general directions to get to those places.

·         You use your horn more than your turn signal.

·         Whether you started out as a Spanish speaker or an English speaker, you're now proficient in Spanglish.

·         You either were or remember seeing someone visibly upset the day Celia Cruz died.

·         You've got a Dan Marino jersey you still rock, of course, but somewhere deep in the back of your closet resides either a Fielder, Harrington, Culpepper, Rosenfels, Frerotte, Green, Beck, Pennington, or Henne jersey.

·         You own more flip flops, excuse us, chancletas, than coats.

·         You've owned either vinyl, cassette, CD or digital copies of Nice & Wild's "Diamond Girl," Debbie Deb's "Lookout Weekend" and Stevie B's "Spring Love."

·         Starting times are just suggestions, and you never get to an event or party within an hour of the actual kick off.

·         You've bought seafood or meat out of a car trunk.

·         You're asked "Where are you from?" within a minute of meeting someone, or you're doing the asking. "Here" is never a valid answer.

·         $7 for a well drink seems pretty damn cheap to you.

·         You have no idea what a yellow light means.

·         There are people living on your street or in your complex that you've never meet, but yet you know all their favorite salsa tunes because they blast the stereo so loudly.

·         You've voted for someone who is now behind bars, removed from office or resigned in disgrace ... multiple times.

·         There was a time in your life when leaving clubs, bars, or parties after 3 a.m. on a weekday and still showing up to work the next day was a regular occurrence.

·         Sitting at a red light means ignoring someone either trying to ask you for money or selling you something.

·         You've recognized a random person out in public who's acted for one of our many fine Internet porn companies.

·         When a hurricane comes, preparing for a party and preparing for an actual disaster go hand-in-hand.

·         You use the terms "bro" and "guy" all the time, but never, ever "dude."

·         You visit New York City and are the only tourist who actually thinks the locals are polite.

·         Watching football is a good way to find out what some of your former classmates are up to.

·         You get offended when people call Miami sports fans bandwagoners. Sure, you've only gone to like three games in the past decade, if any at all, but you watch the Heat, Dolphins, Marlins and Hurricanes on TV all the time.

·         You consider a 5'10" man tall.

·         You've passed by the taping of a reality TV show or telenovela.

·         You have strong opinions about the art of Britto.

·         Going out on South Beach is a last resort. "Really, you're sure there's nothing going on closer to home? How about downtown? No one's having a house party? Jeez, OK, I guess we'll go out to South Beach if we have to."

·         Broward County legitimately feels like a foreign country. It might as well be in Canada.

·         Viewing art is not considered a sober activity.

·         You've freaked out enough out-of-towners by trying to show them your favorite places around town that now you know you're just better dropping them off at Bayside and directing them to the Chili's.

·         If you wind up drunk at a tattoo shop, there's a good chance you'll walk out with a "305" tattoo, assuming you don't already have one.

·         You wouldn't even notice if all the Starbucks shut down. They don't have cafecitos anyway.

·         You're familiar with the beggars in the neighborhoods you frequent.

·         You can't remember the last time you voluntarily went anywhere on Ocean Drive.

·         You've used the bathrooms at Churchill's Pub multiple times and lived to tell about it.

·         When a new restaurant or club opens, you often say, "Oh yeah, that used to be called ... and before that it was ..."

·         Out-of-towners just assume you know where to buy coke.

·         Any old man with a beard and a track suit reminds you instantly of Fidel Castro.

·         You still judge people based on which local high school they went to.

How'd You Score?

0 points - You live in Boston. Why did you read this?

1 to 4 points - Did you just move here for a job and are trying to impress your bosses by working 80 hours weeks? Get out and absorb the local culture some.

5 to 9 points - Congratulations on purchasing one of our many foreclosed upon condos as a vacation home, but you're not quite a Miamian.

10 to 15 points - You've reached the bare minimum of "Miamian" status. You can now tell people from outside of Miami that you're a Miamian.

16 to 20 points - Some born-and-raised types may still scoff, but go ahead and wear that Miamian status with pride. Someone has to.

21 to 30 points - If you weren't actually born here, you've definitely been reborn here in one way or another.

31 to 40 points - Watch out Pitbull, there's a new Mr. or Ms. 305.

Source : Written by Kyle Munzenrieder of the Miami New Times…

GhostWridah - Downtown Lights

Miami phenom GhostWridah steps into the booth with the latest street release, "Downtown Lights".

Released in conjunction with the re-launch of www.Ghostwridah.com and co-executive produced by the artist himself along with Gio V. and Leo “Lowkey” Zapata, the project features 12 original records from the longtime Booth fave. Included on the tracklist is reader-approved bonus track “Skittles & Iced Tea". 

Joining GhostWridah on the guest tip throughout Downtown Lights are Earthtones, Brisco, Billy Blue, Nehemie, Stoney J., Jase, Young Blackand Ambitious. Beats come courtesy of Stroud (ofTwo Band Geeks), Freeway Tjay, The Inkredibles, J. Rock, Lowkey, Cozmo, Smash and DJ Relly Rell.

http://www.mediafire.com/?h46pat0tokr7av9

The 2 G.O.A.T.s in one pic?

The 2 Greatest of All Time in One Pic???? No WAYYYYY

King James is the MVP for the 3rd Time!!!

Dwyane Wade's historic block party

There is something about going up against a bigger, taller player and swatting the basketball away without knowing what hit them! This is what Dwayne Wade has been doing his whole career. While most centers are busy swatting shorter players, Wade takes great pride in preying on taller players who, on average, are 2 inches taller than him. Heat coach Eric Spoelstra says that Wade is such a phenomenal shot-blocker because he has great awareness, alertness, and instincts. He's 6-foot-4 on a good day, but he has that 7-foot wingspan and big hands. He simply has a complete understanding of the Heat system and what it takes to defend a bigger player and alter the game. Instincts are razor-sharp!!! Historically, we have no precedent. Wade is the only guard in NBA history to average a block per game over his career. Ultimately, Wade might be the best shot-blocking guard the league has ever seen. Check it out...

MUTANT FROG

WTF IS THAT??? THIS FROG IS DEFINITELY PART OF SOME SCIENTIFIC MUTATION GONE AWRY... WHAT YA'LL THINK?

¡MAYDAY! - TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER

¡MAYDAY! "TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER" ALBUM AVAILABLE FOR DOWNLOAD NOW!!!!

http://www.mediafire.com/?rwrkojkks7qvofg

Big K.R.I.T - Live From The Underground

Big K.R.I.T's debut album "Live From The Underground" to be released June 5th!!!

The Mississippi emcee is finally going to bless us with his long awaited debut album, Live From The Underground. This was originally supposed to drop last September, but the timing just wasn't right for K.R.I.T. He first pushed it back to the beginning of this year, before once again pushing it back to June 5th. K.R.I.T. has made it clear that there will be no more pushbacks, and even gave us another dope mixtape to hold us over in the meantime. We don't know too much about the album yet, other than the single "I Got This", and that he has spoken on a 2 Chainz feature. Look for this to be one of the better albums not only of the Summer, but the year.

MIAMI'S LATEST LOCOMOTIVE!!!

Check out the newest Dolphin running back, former CANE LAMAR MILLER!!!!!!!
 (Formerly known as Smash from Smash-N-Dash)

What Do Women Really Want from Government?

What do women really want from the government? They want everything! They want to have the government in their vagina!!! http://www.3ricountymusik.com/team-view/wtf/